Stepanov's background (by Uric)
(read only - при копировании ссылка на автора обязательна!!)
Alejandro Stepanos was born in
Mexico in 1961. His parents used to work on a cocaine plantation belonging to
Julio Benitos (от лат. "Ну, что же ты, негодяй Бенитос?!!"),
who had a contract with Sicily mafia. Since Alejandro was 3 years old, his
father used to take him to work as a degustator - that was the main reason to
make his psychics
(психика, не знаю точно, как
по-буржуйски) unstable.
After work he used to lie on his
bank and think of physical problems. By the age of 5 he had discovered all laws
of optics, and by the age of 7 - the laws of thermodynamics (по замыслу автора, комрад видел световые лучи и, позже, молекулы).
Since he was 14 he used to work as a bell-boy in Benitos' house. That was the
time when he and Julio's daughter Maria Benitos saw each other and fell in love
at first sight. For the next 2 years they used to date in the jungle near a
beautiful lake(Вот такой я Тинто Брасс), and in
December'77 they decided to run away to Russia.
But Julio(Хулио, мать вашу! Не Джулио!!!) found out about their plans, and Alejandro was
sold to Arab Bedouins. On it's way to Africa the ship carrying Alejandro and
two hundreds of other slaves crashed. Alejandro survived on a BelAZ tyre (режиссер "Титаника" - простите мою безграмотность, не знаю как его звать - обосрется) and soon got to some uncivilized island on Atlantic Ocean.
For the next 10 years he used to look for some cocaine on the island, but
didn't succeed in it. He used to eat some high-protein tropical worms and drink
condensated water (где-то я читал что так реально можно надыбать грамм 50 пресной воды в день).
When he was 27, the Soviet submarine cruising the area noticed him and got him
on board. The capitan decided that he was an american spy, and soon he was
taken to Lubianka. There, they decided to make Alex (as they named him) a
double agent, but his unstable psychics(ну, в лом мне в словарь смотреть) didn't let him become a one.
Official archieves don't contain information on him between 1989 and 2001, but
we know that in 2002 he was found in England with documents showing he was a
Russian physician(или
physicist?).